I'm a moose humping a guardrail!!
Amused[x] - You like cheese.(even though it makes me sick... HOW CAN YOU HATE THAT MIRACLE OF NATURE?!
[x] - You hate peanuts. (I hate all nuts actually...)
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.(*nod nod*)
[ ] - You have farted today. (... what the hell kind of question is this?)
[x] - You have choked on something. (...leeeeet's see... I've choked on cheese((man, guess i wasn't meant to eat cheese XD))I've choked on spit, I ALWAYS choke on water when I'm drinking it. All it really has to do it get in my mouth... both my brother and I have a problem with that.)
[x] - You are a writer.(I always try to write up something)
[ ] - You smoke(nah, i enjoy living, ya know, cancer's already on both sides of my family and my frickin zodiac, so i don't wanna make the chances any better =O)
[x] - You like to swim.(har har, it's fun. But don't try it in a bathtub. it hurts. Especially back stroke)
[ ] - You have farted more than once today. WHAT'S WITH YOU AND FUCKIN FARTING?!
[x] - You like ice cream. (duh, what kind of inhuman freak of nature doesn't like ice cream? Even my lactosintallerent buddy eats ice cream. ... it makes her burp ... alot.)
TOTAL SO FAR = 7
[x] - You have lied more than 10 times. (Everyone has)
[x] - You are an only child.(Well, i have a half brother... and a half sister, and that half sister has a half sister that i don't think i'm related to... so, it's pretty complicated. I think i am?)
[x] - You have more than 3 pets.(4 cats =3 I MISS MY BIRDY DUTCH!! HE'S BEEN IN OUR FAMILY FOR 14 YEARS!! WHHYYY!!?? WHY DID WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM AWAY TO SOME CRAZY GUY WITH A MILLION BIRDS?! Well, he says he had a female same species, and i'm convinced Dutch ate her. *nod nod*
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.(tch, no, what am i? stupid and lacking of taste buds?
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.(n-no 0-o)
[x] - You are under 20 years old.(yeah, no shit)
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] - You like jewelery.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.(i stayed up all night watching Green Day interviews on Fuse. It was fun
)TOTAL SO FAR = 12
[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. (nooo... take off about 35 lbs)
[x] - You like pirates.(AARRRRrrr yah, they be cool.)
[x] - You like anime. (DUH, it's UNAMERICAN to not like anime *brik'd*)
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (Oh, so many things, Nintendo, Sasuke, Sims, Jhonen Vasquez, MCR, GD, MSI........etc)
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[ ] - You live with your parents.(aunt and uncle, miss 'em tho)
[x] - You like to eat eggs.(though lately i haven't really had my usual craving for them)
[x] - You have a religion. (There needs to be one called Cathiccan X3 but I'm Catholic)
[x] - You dress stranger than other people. (hahahaaaa yeah, i do....)
TOTAL SO FAR = 18
[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before. (A lovebug)
[x] - You are bad at math. (Undiagnosed Dyslexia didn't help with that)
[x] - You love electronics. (So much love do i give!)
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week. (My guitar sucks ASS)
[x] - You cuss a lot.(WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TO YOU, SHITTIN FAGGOT!?)
[x] - You believe in aliens. (DUH, if there's life on one planet, why couldn't there be life on another planet. Even if it's just some kind of bacteria, we've seen how humans evolved from a wee spec. WEE)
[x] - You play video games. (So many games do i play!)
[x] - You have low self-esteem.(Yah I've been told so. ... by my sister. -_-; )
[x] - You carry a purse. BAAGGGGG
TOTAL SO FAR = 27
[ ] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.(It's cool, but really stupid having it at a carnival, the lady was a fake)
[x] - You believe in ghosts. (I've seen them. I'd call them spirits. All they are is the souls of others who didn't see the light)
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. (Yeah, it's cool)
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's (never checked 'em out)
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.(I wanna see!! nyeeehh)
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.(I wanna do i fucking daily riddle!!)
[ ] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.
TOTAL SO FAR = 29
[x] - You like fire. (YUSH I'Z A PYRO)
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before.(3 times)
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America. (The Rammstein song Amerika comes to mind now... We're all living in Amerika...)
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.(Geek, actually)
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
TOTAL SO FAR = 33
[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.(I think like, around 10 XD)
[ ] - You like watermelon. (Melons have this taste to 'em that i just can't stand. EEWWW)
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.(A LOT, I've changed position 6 times since i started this)
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[ ] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.(Well, I'm getting a laptop in a week, and my Fernanda is at the house I don't live in anymore. I'mma let Ash adopt her as a birthday present)
[x] - You have a brother.(half brother?)
TOTAL SO FAR = 39
[ ] - You can cook well.
[ ] - You like to party.
[xxxxx] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.(I own one, kthx X3)
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. (two, akshully)
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.(yeah, like 5)
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.(Soooo much)
[x] - You have ran away from something. (My cat chasing me with her jaws open)
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".
TOTAL SO FAR = 44
[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[ ] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public. (WHY DO THEY JUDGE?! WHYYY?! Oh well, they have a problem, they need to fix it.)
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.(94 and can still take care of herself, a bird, and a cat)
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.(almost did
) [ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[ ] - Your hair is brown.(blond! BLOND I SAY, BLOND!)
[x] - You love to eat candy. (candy good)
TOTAL SO FAR = 47
[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.(Last year I was Mew Ichigo, the year before that i was Sakura Avalon, this year I'mma be Gaz!!)
[x] - You love cats.(WITTLE FLOOFY KITTIES!!! And now I have 4! YAY!)
[x] - You have a quirky personality.(YES WHY?!)
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[x] - You live near a body of water.(O yeah, it's new, they call it, 'The Atlantic Ocean'
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".(A LOT)
GRAND TOTAL = 54!!!!!!!
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
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