Okie, what i gotta do is fill out which ones apply to me... and find out how much of a Floridian I am.

[x]You grew up listening to the Love Doctors on the radio.(OMG I LOVE THEM)
[x]You know what a Floridiot is.(GLENN'S NEWS NUGGETS MEOW)
[ ]Socks are only for bowling.(nah, socks are for everyday 8D knee-highs, meow)
[x]You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.(das right, rain is a myth. except durring hurricanes...)
[x]A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.(duh)

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[ ]Your winter coat is made of denim.(just a jacket from Sears...)
[x]You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.(who can't?!)
[x]You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.(... yeah, no comment on this one...)
[x]Anything under 70 is chilly.(I'm freezing my ass off under 80!!)
[x]You pass on the right and honk at the elderly, but pull over for a funeral.(yessir, we do. Old people need to get off the fuckin road)

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x]You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.( DAS RIGHT, SON! it's really closed to my house, akshully)
[x]You could swim before you could read.(... duh, can't everyone?)
[x]You have to drive north to get to The South.(what snowbirds call the south. To us, that would be Key West XDD)
[x]You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.(das like, my second home! At 2 of the Publixes in town, everyone knows me! One of the girls that works in the Deli is like, my best friend!!)
[x]Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.(some still do...)

TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[ ]You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark(waiting for dark is the best!)
[x]You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.(ezaktly)
[x]You dread lovebug season.(I've eaten one once... not fun. I HATE LOVEBUG SEASON)
[x]You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances... but Charley , Frances , Ivan and Jeanne.(I didn't know other people didn't?)
[x]You know what a snowbird is and you hate them.(YES >)

TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[x]You know why flamingos are pink.()
[x]You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.(... what, they get smaller?)
[x]You were twelve before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't.(still haven't...)
[x]"Down South" means Key West.(yuppers)
[x]"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola.(... it means something else?)

TOTAL SO FAR: 22

[x]You think no-one over 70 should be allowed to drive.(no unless it's me XDD Doesn't everyone think that way?)
[x]Flip-flops are everyday wear.(I don't wear 'em, but you know, it doesn't catch my attention or anything. It's as normal as people wearing slippers or being barefoot )
[x]Shoes are for business meetings and church.(REPRESENT! )
[x]No, wait, flip flops are good for church too, unless it's Easter or Christmas.(I wore flip-flops then, too XDD)
[x]Sweet tea can be served at any meal.(not that i like it, but yeah. It is everywhere around here)

TOTAL SO FAR: 27

[x]An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.(Nothing out of the ordinary...)
[x]You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip or cruise to Florida(more like a punishment...)
[x]You measure distance in minutes.(the way everyone does it...)
[x]You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.(let's get passed the fact that i only have one bathingsuit that fits... and i don't even own any sweatshirts...)
[x]You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.(Look, I know FL has cuter seagulls than up north, but seriously, DON'T FEED THEM. That only makes them come back after you leave and annoy the rest of us )

TOTAL SO FAR: 32

[x]All the local festivals are named after a fruit.
[x]A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.(My dad also used to called the clouds Florida mountains. They really look it, though 8D)
[x]You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent.(Don't they all? My entire family has a northern accent!! DRIVES ME INSANE IT'S DOG, NOT DEW-AWG!)
[x]You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and February.(yuuuup, coldest it ever got here was last not summer, at 46 degrees)
[x]It's not soda, cola, or pop. it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor, "What kinda coke you want?"(didn't know people actually called it soda XD)

TOTAL SO FAR: 37

[x]Anything under 95 is just warm.(yeah, you people us north don't know nuthin)
[x]You've hosted a hurricane party.(quite fun XD)
[x]You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides.(yup, disney, look out)
[x]You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.(0-o we have like, 5 cans of Raid XD)
[x]You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee(Who can't?)

TOTAL SO FAR: 42

[x]You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself.(yeesssir, just go over to the marina, hop on, they have all the cost, you have a copy of the keys :wink
[x]Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, Nascar and Go Gators.(yes, and various include 'in memory of' stickers)
[ ]You were 5 before you realized they made houses without pools.(I lived in a house with no pool...)
[x]You were 12 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.(I'm 13, still haven't met anyone who can't swim)
[x]You get angry when people say " Florida isn't really part of the SOUTH."(HOW MUCH FURTHER SOUTH YA WANNA GET?!)

TOTAL SO FAR: 46

[x]You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.(It was 85 degrees. yeah. we did.)
[x]You know what the "stingray shuffle" is, and why it's important!(OMG YES. 0-0 YOU WON'T LAST LONG IN THE INDIAN RIVER WITHOUT KNOWING THAT)
[ ]You recognize Miami-Dade as " Northern Cuba ".(ahh... no)
[x]It's a perfect 72 degrees outside, but you run the A/C just to keep mildew from growing on your shoes.(no, I'm already freezing XD)
[x]You know that the Indian River is actually a lagoon.(shyaa)

TOTAL: 50
DAS PURTY GOOD. XDD You are where you live. ... wait... duh..