Lol, while reading 100 ways to get kicked out of Walmart,I was thinking I should do something like this with my least fave store. SAMS CLUB! With a lil help from
1. Buy a Sams club card just so your alowd in. If you do everything on this list, you won't be alowd in no matter how many sams club cards you have!
2. Try to have a conversation with a chashier about your rash problems (half in Japanese, kthnx) after they've bagged everything about an hour ago.
3. Run through the store as fast as you can and when someone (perferably someone who works there) stops you, tell them the old lady behind you is following you. (works best if person behind you is NOT an old lady.... or if there isn't anyone there)
4. Come in with about 100 to 1000 friends and family members all dressed as anime charicters and spread word that it's an anime convention.
5. Stand in the corner with a pencil telling emo people who are restricted of all pointy objects that they can still shave away their skin until it bleeds with earasers.
6. Whenever someone talks to you, scream,"GAAHH! FIRE!" so the whole warehouse can hear you and run aroundin circles.
7. Later set the store on fire if you have some bad issues o-0
8. Go into the CD department and ask people, "What songis this CD on?" then give them a name and see what they do.
9. Go up to an employee and and say in a serious/scared tone, "We have a code 389 in the detergent aisle" and see what happens.
PART 2 COMIN SOON! PLEASE REMEMBER TO GIVE UR PETS DA BOB BARKER TREATMENT SO WE ISN'T TAKEN OVER BY DOGGIES AND KITTIES! TANK YOO GEWD NITE!
Devious Comments
Right After You Do This.
Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.
No attachment on this one.
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Stories
I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!
Go for it!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!
If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.
Message: This is scary!
The phone will ring right after
You do this!
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"When children are told they can't do something, they often stop trying. But we all have a right to dream and to follow those dreams."
~Heather Whitestone McCallum, Let God Suprise You
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Ok, now, pay attention:
Mikey Way + toaster +fork= baaaad mojo.
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Love,
The Pickle Queen
Queen of all things:
-Pickled (duh)
-Boston Terrier related
-Avatar/TeenTitan/FushigiYugi/FireEmblem
-Penguin related
-Fluffy
-Snakes on a Plane (thank u jalilah)
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Love,
The Pickle Queen
Queen of all things:
-Pickled (duh)
-Boston Terrier related
-Avatar/TeenTitan/FushigiYugi/FireEmblem
-Penguin related
-Fluffy
-Snakes on a Plane (thank u jalilah)
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Ok, now, pay attention:
Mikey Way + toaster +fork= baaaad mojo.
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And so the lion fell in love with the lamb... he murmured.
What a stupid lamb I sighed.
What a sick, masochistic lion he said
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Ok, now, pay attention:
Mikey Way + toaster +fork= baaaad mojo.
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Ok, now, pay attention:
Mikey Way + toaster +fork= baaaad mojo.
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Ok, now, pay attention:
Mikey Way + toaster +fork= baaaad mojo.
Hello!
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YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THIS!
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